Almost Nobody
There's just no easy way for me to tell you
There are things you don't know, but I dare you
The further deep inside
The easier to hide
I never thought that I
Would ever be that guy
We used to horse around way back in high school
I was good at math and being uncool
Potential overflow
There's no telling where I'll go
And I'll stay anonymous
With my handy alias
Almost nobody does things like this
Almost nobody knows about this
Almost nobody dies like this
Almost nobody knows...
I hope you don't mind being open-minded
It seems like such a long-shot, but we can find it
Just a Land of Lincoln man
With a Richard Nixon plan
Let the records indicate
This will be my watergate
Almost nobody does things like this
Almost nobody knows about this
Almost nobody dies like this
Almost nobody knows...
In certain circles
I am the man
I found my purpose
I have my fans
The mane attraction
For all to see
I make impressions
I guess it's me
Almost nobody does things like this
Almost nobody knows about this
Almost nobody dies like this
Almost nobody...