"Celebrity"
(C. Sorg / J. Sorg)

A brand new car, a new guitar
An expensive set of speakers
An amplifier, some white-wall tires
Two tickets to the feature

I wannabe a celebrity
Have all this taken care of for me
No amenity would be spared from me
I'd always have the answer to feeling low

The quiet life, a suburban wife
A baby in a highchair
A backyard tree you can climb with me
Another game of solitaire

Hey look at me, a celebrity
I hope that you won't even notice me
No anonymity, goodbye dignity
I always have the answer to feeling low

I know I can do it
At least I can try
There ain't nothing to it
I can be that guy

It's either high or low
No matter where you go
I'm happy to be just your average joe

So I'll just be me, that's my specialty
My only real responsibility
Don't even want to try to be some other guy
I'll always have the answer to being high

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